Thursday, May 14, 2009

The Geek & The Ghost -2

This story is based on some true events, however it has been fictionalized and all persons appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

The Geek spends most of the time online.The first thing he does when he gets up is to switch on his laptop and connects to the world wide web.He is so addicted to the net that many times he ends up staying inside his room all day.He dreams about about jacking himself to the net like in the movie “The Matrix”.He is actually frustrated about the “slow growth” of technology(his friends call him insane for this opinion) bcoz today’s tech still does not allow him to feed and related metabolic tasks online. He is very sure that one day Machines are going to become a whole new race and prevent mankind from screwing up the earth.
Surprisingly, Ghost also spends most of her time on the net. Unlike the geek who does information search and read articles ,she watches movies and listens to songs and chats a lot (she has lot of friends).
The geek hardly chats online,he doesn't like to waste his time taking about stupid stuff and believes 90% of chat time is unproductive.
Convinced by the olive theory, The CoV’s -Controllers of the Verses(universe) ..the so called Gods decided it will be good if they connect G&G, so that the enormous information flow in the system can be streamlined.Later the geek found this and explained it to her..she was like “whatever… dude”.
Anyways ,even though the Geek & Ghost were in close proximity ,they have never spoken to each other and apart from the names, hardly knew each other.So the CoV’s were wondering how to make them talk. It is believed they stole a lot of bollywood DVD’s to plot strategies.
And as always Google came to the rescue,since both were online,the CoV’s got hold of Google Analytics Report of both of them which gave details about their online behavior. After a thorough analysis they found both of them were connected in a particular web service – A novice management trainee put up a nice ppt and presented the result of analysis to the CoV’s - “G&G were always in Gtalk”
The InformationCoV stood up and rested his arms in the large mahogany table where all prominent Cov’s were seated.He then spoke “Gentlemen That’s our In”
To be Continued…….

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