10 things I learned in Hyderabad

Recently I went to Hyderabad and these are the 10 most important things I learned which I think everyone who is going to Hyderabad should know, but seldom told.

So here goes

1. People say biryani at least 5 times a day

2. Biryani is available for breakfast,lunch & dinner – 24/7

3. People eat biryani at least once a day..unless they are dead

4. People don't say lets meet for lunch or dinner, they say lets have a biryani together

5. Not being a hungry is not an acceptable excuse for not having biryani

6. Its rude to even ask what's so special about biryani.(caution,u may face physical danger)

7. Impressing a local girl requires extensive knowledge about availability of biryani, capacity to eat more biryani than her and of course ability to afford it.

8. Its never a pretty sight to see a girl dunk a whole biryani by herself ,no matter how pretty she is (solution-look at your biryani & eat)

9. Any biryani is best as long as it is made in Hyderabad

10. BIRYANI.