Friday, June 11, 2010

WORK VIRUS!!!!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.

If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

via Girish Gopal

10 comments:

  1. too good....loved it...but what about people who donot have WINE or BEER.... U mean to say that such people will have no private life and will be infected by work............BAD...............

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  2. If there is no access / availability to Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER) Would you suggest Regular Usable Medicine (RUM) and / or Boss's Raunchy Arguement Negotiator Dosage Yowls (Brandy) too!!?? :)

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  3. @neha it was a forward mail...its just a joke take it lightly...also my suggestion for stress relieving would be Must Use Stimulating Interesting Entertainment ))MUSIC((

    @Digitalblood awesome!!!!!!!!!

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